Scotland: “The home of the bagpipe and penicillin.” Well how can you not invest there? Then again, France is the home of organum and aspirin. Tough choices. Provocative ad, in any case. [Copyranter]
Tag Archives: WTF?
Today Show Loves What the Scientologists Are Doing in Haiti [Disasters]
Ignoring plenty of reporting here about quackery and profiteering, the Today Show ran an absolute blowjob today on Scientologists in Haiti. They’re “often doing the work no one else wants to do.”…
Man Dresses as US Marshal, Deports Woman [Why]
People are odd. Greg Raymond Denny Jr had only met his distant cousin Cherriebelle Hibbard a few times. Then one day he decided to dress as a US Marshal, burst into her Southern California home and…
I Am the Lorax, I Speak for the Trees. And for Coal Gasification. [Dr. Seuss]
Dr. Seuss Enterprises is suing a new coal company that calls itself LoraxAG—the objection being that Dr. Seuss wrote the story “The Lorax” to encourage environmentalism, whereas LoraxAG is a…
Oprah Oprah Oprah [Oprah]
Oprah is quitting her show next year to build her cable network, but have no fear: that network will feature a reality show about the final season of Oprah’s show. And a show called “Miracle…
Rip Torn’s Bank Robbery Arrest Seals His Reputation for ‘Most Drunk Prolific Old Actor’ [WTF?]
I mean, at what point does anybody think getting drunk and then breaking into banks is a good idea? Once Rip Torn sobers up, he might be able to tell us. Because he got arrested after doing so last…
Motivational Speaker Successfully Convinced Random Guy to Murder Him [Bizarre]
Police now believe that Jeff Locker, a distraught motivational speaker beset by debt, drove to East Harlem last July, bought condoms at a bodega, then asked a man named Kenneth Minor to kill him, for…
Ayla Brown Sings the Nilla Blues [Soul]
Here’s sex-trafficked Senate kid Ayla Brown’s hot new video for her…power ballad(?) “Pick It Up.” She looks very upset, probably because the video is shot entirely in her dad’s den….
Why Did the Huffington Post Republish All of Twitter Last Night? [Wtf]
If you’re a Twitter user, congratulations: You’re also a Huffington Post contributor! For a few hours last night, it appears practically all of Twitter was republished on HuffPo. But now our tweets…
Ronn [sic] Torossian Is Throwing a Party for Anthony Weiner [Confederacy Of Douches]
It is too bad we retired a certain word last year, because this party, hosted by Ronn [sic] Torossian for Congressman Anthony “Dead End Kid” Weiner, looks like a one-of-those convention.
Incompetent…