newskings.net » trendwatch http://newskings.net Wed, 23 May 2012 12:51:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The Ballad of the Hobo Zeppole Losers (Us) [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/the-ballad-of-the-hobo-zeppole-losers-us-recessionomics http://newskings.net/the-ballad-of-the-hobo-zeppole-losers-us-recessionomics#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:16:01 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5482939 The Way We Live Now: Hobo hamboning it up with a mouth harp harmonica happy hopeless hoe-down tune-playing, without a care in the world or enough lint in our pocket to buy a zeppole, not that we could anyhow. More »


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The Way We Live Now: Hobo hamboning it up with a mouth harp harmonica happy hopeless hoe-down tune-playing, without a care in the world or enough lint in our pocket to buy a zeppole, not that we could anyhow. More »



]]> http://newskings.net/the-ballad-of-the-hobo-zeppole-losers-us-recessionomics/feed 0 We Are All Degenerate Gamblers [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/we-are-all-degenerate-gamblers-recessionomics http://newskings.net/we-are-all-degenerate-gamblers-recessionomics#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:43:47 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5480365 The Way We Live Now: Trying to cover our bad bets. We are seriously bad gamblers. Worse than the average gambler (who is not good, in the first place). There's an upside, though: coke, models, and booze! Cheap booze. More »


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The Way We Live Now: Trying to cover our bad bets. We are seriously bad gamblers. Worse than the average gambler (who is not good, in the first place). There’s an upside, though: coke, models, and booze! Cheap booze. More »



]]> http://newskings.net/we-are-all-degenerate-gamblers-recessionomics/feed 0 Killer Animals Now in Full Revolt [Trendwatch] http://newskings.net/killer-animals-now-in-full-revolt-trendwatch http://newskings.net/killer-animals-now-in-full-revolt-trendwatch#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:48:19 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5480293 Sweet Jesus. See this plexiglass tunnel surrounded by Dubai killer sharks? It sprang a leak and flooded. The shark tunnel flooded. One day after the killer whale killed the Sea World trainer. And the ants escaped. We are outta here. More »


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Sweet Jesus. See this plexiglass tunnel surrounded by Dubai killer sharks? It sprang a leak and flooded. The shark tunnel flooded. One day after the killer whale killed the Sea World trainer. And the ants escaped. We are outta here. More »



]]> http://newskings.net/killer-animals-now-in-full-revolt-trendwatch/feed 0 How Would the Founding Fathers Feel About Your Communist Grandparents? [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/how-would-the-founding-fathers-feel-about-your-communist-grandparents-recessionomics http://newskings.net/how-would-the-founding-fathers-feel-about-your-communist-grandparents-recessionomics#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:22:00 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5479440

Continue reading →]]> The Way We Live Now: Stealing from the poor. To support the rich, naturally! The other thing we’re doing is stealing from the rich, to support the crooks. Egalitarianism in action!

Who is to blame…



]]> http://newskings.net/how-would-the-founding-fathers-feel-about-your-communist-grandparents-recessionomics/feed 0 If Life Won’t Kill You, the Hospital Will [Health Watch] http://newskings.net/if-life-wont-kill-you-the-hospital-will-health-watch http://newskings.net/if-life-wont-kill-you-the-hospital-will-health-watch#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:48:24 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5479248

Continue reading →]]> Drugs that kill! Hospitals that kill! Pregnancies that kill! These and other things that kill, in today’s Health Watch—where we keep an eye on health (yours)!

Experimental drugs: What are they…



]]> http://newskings.net/if-life-wont-kill-you-the-hospital-will-health-watch/feed 0 Refrigerignorance: America’s Plague [Trendwatch] http://newskings.net/refrigerignorance-americas-plague-trendwatch http://newskings.net/refrigerignorance-americas-plague-trendwatch#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:30:46 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5479121

Continue reading →]]> Americans: Why are we so nasty? Appliance scientists (appliantists) say that our average countrymen only clean their refrigerators once or twice a year—which is once or twice more than you do….



]]> http://newskings.net/refrigerignorance-americas-plague-trendwatch/feed 0 Only Wall Street Can Rescue Wall Street From This Wall Street Mess [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/only-wall-street-can-rescue-wall-street-from-this-wall-street-mess-recessionomics http://newskings.net/only-wall-street-can-rescue-wall-street-from-this-wall-street-mess-recessionomics#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:31:47 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5478420

Continue reading →]]> The Way We Live Now: Nursing ourselves back to health. Slowly and painstakingly, we’re seeing signs of life in our most precious damaged institutions. Like Wall Street bonus pools, and bank fees, and…



]]> http://newskings.net/only-wall-street-can-rescue-wall-street-from-this-wall-street-mess-recessionomics/feed 0 What Are You Even Doing, America? [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/what-are-you-even-doing-america-recessionomics http://newskings.net/what-are-you-even-doing-america-recessionomics#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:34:00 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5475866

Continue reading →]]> The Way We Live Now: Ass out. We barely even know what we’re doing any more. Stealing a bus? Living on the front lawn? Buying in before yet another real estate crash? It’s a party!

Some desperate…



]]> http://newskings.net/what-are-you-even-doing-america-recessionomics/feed 0 Just Getting By Would Be Great, Thanks [Recessionomics] http://newskings.net/just-getting-by-would-be-great-thanks-recessionomics http://newskings.net/just-getting-by-would-be-great-thanks-recessionomics#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:17:10 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5474988

Continue reading →]]> The Way We Live Now: Jusssssssst squeaking by. Everything is a close call. We’re dodging from government regulators, we’re scraping up rent money, we’re snoozing through school. Of course, we’re…



]]> http://newskings.net/just-getting-by-would-be-great-thanks-recessionomics/feed 0 Americans: Bad Champions [Fitness Watch] http://newskings.net/americans-bad-champions-fitness-watch http://newskings.net/americans-bad-champions-fitness-watch#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:05:51 +0000 wanda http://Gawker-5474781

Continue reading →]]> A made-up report has revealed that the USA is the world’s most laziest country of all. But while you’re celebrating that with some funnel cake sticks, your more svelte fellow Amerkins have some ideas…



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