The Way We Live Now: Hobo hamboning it up with a mouth harp harmonica happy hopeless hoe-down tune-playing, without a care in the world or enough lint in our pocket to buy a zeppole, not that we could anyhow. More »
The Way We Live Now: Trying to cover our bad bets. We are seriously bad gamblers. Worse than the average gambler (who is not good, in the first place). There’s an upside, though: coke, models, and booze! Cheap booze. More »
Sweet Jesus. See this plexiglass tunnel surrounded by Dubai killer sharks? It sprang a leak and flooded. The shark tunnel flooded. One day after the killer whale killed the Sea World trainer. And the ants escaped. We are outta here. More »
The Way We Live Now: Stealing from the poor. To support the rich, naturally! The other thing we’re doing is stealing from the rich, to support the crooks. Egalitarianism in action!
Who is to blame…
Drugs that kill! Hospitals that kill! Pregnancies that kill! These and other things that kill, in today’s Health Watch—where we keep an eye on health (yours)!
Experimental drugs: What are they…
Americans: Why are we so nasty? Appliance scientists (appliantists) say that our average countrymen only clean their refrigerators once or twice a year—which is once or twice more than you do….
The Way We Live Now: Nursing ourselves back to health. Slowly and painstakingly, we’re seeing signs of life in our most precious damaged institutions. Like Wall Street bonus pools, and bank fees, and…
The Way We Live Now: Ass out. We barely even know what we’re doing any more. Stealing a bus? Living on the front lawn? Buying in before yet another real estate crash? It’s a party!
Some desperate…
The Way We Live Now: Jusssssssst squeaking by. Everything is a close call. We’re dodging from government regulators, we’re scraping up rent money, we’re snoozing through school. Of course, we’re…
A made-up report has revealed that the USA is the world’s most laziest country of all. But while you’re celebrating that with some funnel cake sticks, your more svelte fellow Amerkins have some ideas…