Philip Morris USA Continues to Slowly Assassinate President Barack Obama [Politics]

President Barack Obama‘s first periodic physical exam—in which the Chief White House Physician examines him at Bethesda Medical Center to serve up “a candid assessment of the President’s ability to carry out his duties”—is complete. The results? More »



Knopf Editor Makes Great Case for Editors in Poorly Written Post About Needing Editors [Fuckups]

If you wrote a piece for the Huffington Post entitled Do You Really Need an Editor at a Publishing House?, you’d make a strong case, right? The answer, as evidenced by Knopf editor Carole Baron, is a resounding absolutely. More »



A List of Central Park’s Endangered Creatures Worth Saving, with Commentary [Listicle]

If you live in New York, you know Central Park is – despite smog-spewing cars blazing through it, kids who shit everywhere, dogs who shit everywhere, tourists who’re everywhere, and facepalm-worthy Beatles tributes at Strawberry Fields – pretty magical. But! More »