For Washington Post Star, Lure of the Red Carpet Trumps the Thrill of Combat [Commitment]

When the Washington Post‘s Rajiv Chandrasekaran requested an evacuation from his war-zone embed with the Marines in Afghanistan last week for “personal reasons,” military officials thought it sounded serious. But he just needed to go hang out with Matt Damon. More »



Death, Divorce, and a Baldwin Will Save History’s Boringest Oscars [Beautiful Awards]

The Oscars are on Sunday! Aren’t you soooo excited? What’s that? It’s shaping up to be one of the least-surprising Oscars in recent memory? Well, OK, sure. But we think there are actually a few things to be excited about. More »



Apple Only Wants 16+ Year-Olds Working Its Dodgy Sweatshops [Evil Corporations In Action]

Apple products are made in factories that regularly employ young teenagers, constantly work people more than 60 hours per week, and falsify records to cover up their misdeeds. That’s according to the shameless gossiping muckrakers at… uh, Apple Inc. More »



National Enquirer Editor Corrupts Impressionable Columbia J-School Students With Stories About Reporting [Barbarians At The Gate]

If you’re a journalism Brahmin who’s simply appalled at the prospect of the National Enquirer winning a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of John Edwards’ atrocious moral life, look out—they’re going after your young now! More »



Every Mediocre Person in America Running For Office in New York [2010]

This is the depressing state of affairs in New York, in 2010. The various monsters and morons currently running-without-running for statewide office include Andrew Cuomo, Harold Ford, Mort Zuckerman, and, yes, Larry Kudlow. More »



The Russian Jersey Shore Rip Off Is a Stupid Idea [Reality Check]

Since it was the most important sociological event of our time (and a ratings success) there will inevitably be dozens of new reality shows trying to rip it off. Just stop now. These are always horrible ideas. More »



Mancuso’s Facebook Fans Think Lindsey Vonn Is Fugly and Fat [Olympic Hangover]

And you thought the Olympics were over. America’s two best female skiers sparred on Twitter after Vonn’s crash messed up Mancuso’s giant slalom. Now, check out Julia’s Facebook page. Her fans totally hate that chick. And her big, gold-medal-winning butt. More »