Marathon Sessions at Scientology Center Means Katie Is Either Pregnant Again or Plotting an Escape [Gossip Roundup]

She did this before getting knocked up with Suri—but what if she’s trying to buy Suri’s freedom? Tiger and Elin share a home, Jude Law meets his love child, Courtney Love terrifies again. Monday gossip has mixed feelings. More »



Gosselin Ex Describes ‘Three Inch’ Penis in Magazine that Will Haunt Your Nightmares [Gossip Roundup]

Hailey Glassman lands the lowest of blows and a terrifying magazine cover. Should Alec Baldwin blame his hospitalization on his ex-wife or his daughter? Suri Cruise wears lipstick. Quentin Tarantino…



Snowpocalypse Knows Not the Divide Between Celebrity and Mortal, Lady Gaga and Jersey Shore [Gossip Roundup]

Gaga’s dress gets messy in the snow, Jersey Shore’s Vinny forgoes a surreal appearance at Yale. John Mayer apologizes for using the n-word. Amanda Bynes doesn’t see why craving “chocolate” men is…



Brangelina Challenges Queen Kardashian in Super Bowl of Photo Ops [Gossip Roundup]

Did Brangelina’s presence make the Saints win, or was it Kim Kardashian’s tight end? Beyonce falls during a concert, Dr. Murray makes a creepy visit to Jacko’s tomb, Carrie Prejean gets engaged….



Aging Supermodel’s Purposefully Grey Hair Alters Natural Order of Universe [Gossip Roundup]

Is Kate Moss so old that this is elegant, or so young that it’s ironic? Michael Lohan is in trouble with the law again. Ashley Dupre’s Playboy carousing gets an ominous write-up. Suri Cruise throws…