Elton John’s Gaydar Goes ‘Bing!’ When He Thinks of Jesus [Gossip Roundup]

Is “fishers of men” a euphemism for cruising? Adam Lambert kisses a girl. Shakira makes fetal position sexy. Lil’ Wayne has eight root canals. The guy who punched Romney is a famed rapper. Friday…



Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine’s Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald’s [Gossip Roundup]

Unless it’s a dance craze called “the boozy ostrich”? Madonna celebrates Carnival with Jesus Luz. Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack dismantles his Brittany Murphy charity….