The National Enquirer’s reporting that John Edwards has proposed to wacky mistress and baby mama Rielle Hunter—and she said yes! In 2010 we are actually more confident this is true because it’s…
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Paterson Scandal Unveiling Day Has Been Postponed Until Wednesday [Rumormonger]
WPIX says the New York Times’ resignation-worthy takedown-to-end-all-takedowns of David Paterson will now appear on Wednesday. If it doesn’t, we’re sure it will come out on Thursday, or maybe Friday….
Who’s the Next Rich Sap to Blow His Wad on Journalism? [Media Crack]
In your Byzantine Monday media column: searching for a rich media savior, a recipe duplication scandal, the future of robot media is $1 per hour, and STEPHEN A. SMITH is back in your area…
Gov. David Paterson Spokeswoman Denies NYT Has a Resignation-Worthy Bombshell [Scandal]
The Business Insider posted an unconfirmed report that the New York Times’ David Paterson story is so big that the New York governor will resign tomorrow. But Paterson’s office is pushing back,…
Google Might Be Investing in Electric Cars [Rumormonger]
Tesla wants to go public. But the electric car company, loved by California celebrities and nerds alike, had to first bare all to the SEC. So now we know Tesla is funded by a mysterious front company…
Was Meg Whitman’s Software Pirated from Mitt Romney’s Donors? [Rumormonger]
Supporters of former presidential candidate Mitt Romney tend to fancy themselves red-blooded capitalists. So it would probably upset them to learn they funded someone else’s business, and get none of…
Karl Rove Dating Again! [Rumormonger]
Newly single Bush brain Karl Rove was overheard yesterday telling his Fox makeup artist that he was going on his first post-divorce date—with someone who used to work under him at the White…
Are Meg Whitman’s Campaign Donors Funding Her Loutish Son’s Salary? [Politics]
EBay billionaire Meg Whitman takes care of her son. Griff Harsh’s internet privacy has been zealously protected, and he had a defacto bodyguard at Princeton. Now Whitman’s gubernatorial campaign has…
Steve Jobs’ Entourage Forbids Pictures of His ‘Labored Old Man Shuffle’ [Rumormonger]
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By all accounts, Steve Jobs personally drove the rapid creation and wildly successful hyping of the just-unveiled iPad. So you’d think his…
The Nuclear iPad Price That Might Have Been [Rumormonger]
Think back an hour or so to the iPad unveil. Jobs is on stage. He reveals his tablet, and then the price, $499, to rabid applause from everyone. Everyone, that is, except people who knew better.
A…