Living in New York City is hard! There are too many people, too much noise, and far, far too many existential crises lurking in front of every Pinkberry. What do you need to make it through the day? A doobie! More »

In last night’s penultimate episode of the season, we saw all the problems of the season converge in a screwball comedy of manners that sank this season even deeper into the mire. More »

Housewives. They just never stop, do they? They just keep going and going and going and they will continue to do so until we are all, every one of us, dead in their acrid wake. I mean, until next week. More »

Let’s take a brief moment to discuss last night’s first big eliminations episode. Are you surprised? Disappointed? Thrilled to the point of exploding? More »

Here come the men! Well, boys, I suppose. Young men? Whatever they were, they sang last night. And, after the fairly disastrous ladies, hopes were high. Were they satisfied? Ohhh. I don’t know. I don’t think so? More »

A crime most foul was committed on the night of August 21, 2009 at the residence shared by eight simpletons at 2000 S St., NW in Washington, D.C. One of them must be (duh, duh, DUN!) the murderer. More »