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Dan Senor—husband to Campbell Brown, former spokesman for Iraq’s Coalition Provisional Authority, and Fox News analyst—might be…
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America’s Worst Governor Also America’s Worst Liar [Jim Gibbons]
Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons claimed he couldn’t have sexually assaulted a cocktail waitress because he hasn’t had sex since 1995. He didn’t mention “riding planes and getting into cars with…
Sarah Palin’s Spokeswoman Resigning to Spend More Time Explaining Own Family’s Erratic Behavior [Sad]
Meg Stapleton, a.k.a. “Sarah Palin’s Brain,” has quit as the former Alaska Governor’s spokeswoman, perhaps because Palin would like to hire a literate adult.
The Kids Turn Against Obama Too [The Youth]
It’s not just disaffected baby boomers who are turning away from the Democrats they helped to elect. 18 to 29-year-olds are moving towards the GOP, or away from politics altogether (which is the same…
Andrew Breitbart Promises Final Solution to Liberalism (in Three Weeks) [Video]
Bad news, Wobblies: famous angry person Andrew Breitbart has announced that “within the next three weeks” he will personally “[take] down “the institutional left.”
He gave no further details,…
Dick Cheney’s Chest Pains Have Been Officially Declared His Fifth Heart Attack [Health]
Dick Cheney’s office has confirmed that it was a “mild heart attack” that sent the former vice president to George Washington University Hospital complaining of chest pains yesterday. So it’s…
Senate Sitting on 290 Bills Passed by House [Everything Is Broken]
Every year, the US House of Representatives put together a list of bills they passed that the Senate has not yet voted on. This year’s tally: 290!
Some of it is some bullshit, like “Naming R. Jess…
Which Enraged Scott Brown Facebook Fan Comment Is Your Favorite? [Tea Party]
Naked Teabagging Senator Scott Brown supports Harry Reid’s jobs bill, which is basically a tax credit and a couple bucks for infrastructure, somewhere. Now the crazies are mad at him, and they’re…
Dentist/Attorney Begs UN to Protect Her from Man She Keeps Suing [What]
Birther Queen Orly Taitz has appealed to the UN to protect her from Barack Obama.
ACORN Dissolves [Hooray]
ACORN is dead. Long live a bunch of unaffiliated local offices that do the stuff ACORN did but without the national lobbying arm that occasionally convinced lawmakers to do nice things for poor…