If you live in New York, you know Central Park is – despite smog-spewing cars blazing through it, kids who shit everywhere, dogs who shit everywhere, tourists who’re everywhere, and facepalm-worthy Beatles tributes at Strawberry Fields – pretty magical. But! More »
While we’re fine with people using the word “retard” liberally, there are some words, phrases, and linguistic constructions that are so tired and lazy they need to be ended. Here are a few things that drive us mad. More »
The TLC is introducing some newfangled way to share taxi cabs during rush hour. Clearly, we’re going to have to come up with some sort of social contract to make these cheap rides bearable. Here is a…
NYT Magazine recently probed the psyche of YouTube’s falling figure skater meme, and a commenter pointed us to hobby animators’ CGI snuff films. Among a cornucopia of cyber-Schadenfreude, which…
Flirt Alert! Tinsley Mortimer, the bubbly blonde socialite of our dreams, is single and ready to mingle. She was spotted at Sundance looking for a man, which is pretty desperate. So we thought we’d…
Thanks to make-over shows and reality television, every girl in America thinks that they need “a gay.” Sorry, ladies, but gay men have no interest in being your pink, glittery accessory. In fact,…
Today is disgusting. When I woke up in my warm bed this morning I thought, “I am definitely calling in sick.” But here I am. Why? Because it would violate the rules for getting away with this sort of…
Jersey Shore, the (overly) buzzed-about documentary series created by the vengeful ghost of Margaret Mead, is coming to an end tonight. (Well, a season end, at least.) So what do we do now? …
If you want to pay attention to the Massachusetts special election results on the internet tonight, here is the Massachusetts Secretary of State’s website, and Marc Ambinder’s “cheat sheet” of what…
Now that Sandra Bullock is riding high as a Serious Actress, how can she maintain that momentum? By doing theater, of course! And we know just what role she, and four other currently popular but…