The inevitable nude Snooki pics have finally made their way online and they are shockingly safe for work. The masterminds behind NakedSnooki.com promise more.
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A Public Service Announcement for Anyone Looking to Be Cast on Jersey Shore [Scams]
Several people sent us a Craigslist casting notice claiming they’re casting new guidos for season two. We called the number and, guess what, it’s faker than that rack JWOWW is sporting.
The nice…
Snowpocalypse Knows Not the Divide Between Celebrity and Mortal, Lady Gaga and Jersey Shore [Gossip Roundup]
Gaga’s dress gets messy in the snow, Jersey Shore’s Vinny forgoes a surreal appearance at Yale. John Mayer apologizes for using the n-word. Amanda Bynes doesn’t see why craving “chocolate” men is…
The Jersey Shore Guidos to Tape Season Two in South Beach [Shore Thing]
Movieline has the great scoop that round two for the greatest sociological experiment of our time will take place in South Beach, Miami. MTV has already rented a house and is installing the duck…
Brangelina Challenges Queen Kardashian in Super Bowl of Photo Ops [Gossip Roundup]
Did Brangelina’s presence make the Saints win, or was it Kim Kardashian’s tight end? Beyonce falls during a concert, Dr. Murray makes a creepy visit to Jacko’s tomb, Carrie Prejean gets engaged….
Blog-to-Book-Deal Potential: Hipster Puppies and Snooki-Shopping [Things We Actually Like]
Now that we’ve resigned the future of printed literature to picture books for adults, we might as well get some good ones: Hipster Puppies are exactly what they sound like. SnookiShop needs to be…
Jersey Shore Boys Caught on Anonymous Webcam Site UPDATED [Fake]
Two female bloggers were browsing ChatRoulette, an anonymous videochat site, and who should show up but the men of Jersey Shore: “lol were the cast of that shit. google search us.” UPDATE: A cruel…
Where in the World Should Jersey Shore Season Two Go? [Shore Thing]
MTV has a poll up with some rather horrible suggestions for where they should film the ill-fated second season of the most important sociological experiment of our time. Sorry, but these just won’t…
Please Help Give Armageddon-Loving Economist Dr. Doom a New Nickname [Not Afraid To Be Servicey]
The very hard partying NYU economics professor Nouriel Roubini painted such a bleak picture of our economy he was dubbed Dr. Doom. Now his outlook has changed so he says he wants a new nickame. We’re…
Don’t Go Making Snooki Over [Before And Aftershock]
Fame has come for Snooki, and like any unconventional looking woman who’s landed in the spotlight, someone feels the need to make over her image into one of bland conformity. This time it’s Inside…