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		<title>The Russian Jersey Shore Rip Off Is a Stupid Idea [Reality Check]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				Since it was the most important sociological event of our time (and a ratings success) there will inevitably be dozens of new reality shows trying to rip it off. Just stop now. These are always horrible ideas.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5482821/the-russian-jersey-shore-rip-off-is-a-stupid-idea" title="Click here to read more about The Russian Jersey Shore Rip Off Is a Stupid Idea [Reality Check]">More&#160;&#187;</a>
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<p>				Since it was the most important sociological event of our time (and a ratings success) there will inevitably be dozens of new reality shows trying to rip it off. Just stop now. These are always horrible ideas.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5482821/the-russian-jersey-shore-rip-off-is-a-stupid-idea" title="Click here to read more about The Russian Jersey Shore Rip Off Is a Stupid Idea [Reality Check]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a><br />
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		<title>Jersey Shore Crew Brings Down the House…Literally</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jersey Shore Cast Averts Purim Eve Atrium Collapse Disaster, Universe Offers Collective Fistpump [Disasters]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				And here I was going to end that headline with "...God Annoyed," but <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jerseyshore" href="http://gawker.com/tag/jerseyshore/">Jersey Shore</a></em> is a gifts upon this universe. Admit it, you're glad nothing happened to them last night. The world is filled with enough awfulness as is.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5482065/jersey-shore-cast-averts-purim-eve-atrium-collapse-disaster-universe-offers-collective-fistpump" title="Click here to read more about Jersey Shore Cast Averts Purim Eve Atrium Collapse Disaster, Universe Offers Collective Fistpump [Disasters]">More&#160;&#187;</a>
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<p>				And here I was going to end that headline with &#8220;&#8230;God Annoyed,&#8221; but <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jerseyshore" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jerseyshore" href="http://gawker.com/tag/jerseyshore/">Jersey Shore</a></em> is a gifts upon this universe. Admit it, you&#8217;re glad nothing happened to them last night. The world is filled with enough awfulness as is.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5482065/jersey-shore-cast-averts-purim-eve-atrium-collapse-disaster-universe-offers-collective-fistpump" title="Click here to read more about Jersey Shore Cast Averts Purim Eve Atrium Collapse Disaster, Universe Offers Collective Fistpump [Disasters]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a><br />
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		<title>The Men of Jersey Shore Get a Master Class in Irony from Terry Richardson [Shore Thing]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All day hipster fashion photographer Terry Richardson has been tweeting out takes from his shoot with the guys of Jersey Shore for Interview magazine. If these guidos weren&#8217;t in on their own joke to&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Rare Snooki Monster Seen Selling Snacks at the Airport [Open Caption]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[That's Sammi "Screech" Powers and the Snooki Monster, of PBS' "Bleak House," headed off to Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[That's Sammi "Screech" Powers and the Snooki Monster, of PBS' "Bleak House," headed off to Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF]</p>
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		<title>The Jokes of the Jersey Shore Porn Parody [Shore Thing]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jersey Shore is already so incredibly obvious that the jokes about it are just too easy and often unfunny. How does the porn movie based on the show measure up? It is both terrible and amazing....
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jersey Shore is already so incredibly obvious that the jokes about it are just too easy and often unfunny. How does the porn movie based on the show measure up? It is both terrible and amazing&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie Reunites with Her Father, Who Marvels at Her New Face [Gossip Roundup]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Voight reunites with his long-estranged daughter for a family photo op. Hilary Duff flashes an engagement ring, Travis Barker slashes tires, Charlize joins Kabbalah, Jay-Z busts out his 'uh-oh'...
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jon Voight reunites with his long-estranged daughter for a family photo op. Hilary Duff flashes an engagement ring, Travis Barker slashes tires, Charlize joins Kabbalah, Jay-Z busts out his &#8216;uh-oh&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Jersey Shore Takes Over Twitterati [Twitterati]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snooki dreamed she could fly so (not) high; Pauly D dropped some philosophy; and Vinny schooled CNN. The Jersey Shore guidos took Twitter to a whole other level.

Snooki dared to dream big.

DJ Pauly...
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snooki dreamed she could fly so (not) high; Pauly D dropped some philosophy; and Vinny schooled CNN. The Jersey Shore guidos took Twitter to a whole other level.</p>
<p>Snooki dared to dream big.</p>
<p>DJ Pauly&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Area Woman Models the Latest in Snooki Attack Protective Gear [Open Caption]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>There Are Only a Few Shocking Scandals for the Jersey Shore Crew [Shore Thing]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 22:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please, stop telling us things we already know about the cast of the Jersey Shore. It's not surprising that Snooki has nude pictures or that Ronnie snorts coke. Here are the only really surprising...
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please, stop telling us things we already know about the cast of the Jersey Shore. It&#8217;s not surprising that Snooki has nude pictures or that Ronnie snorts coke. Here are the only really surprising&#8230;</p>
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