Sarah Silverman unleashes the rage of a thousand indignant female fans on an ex-boyfriend. Brangelina sues News of the World for the break-up rumor. I hereby nominate Kevin Federline to date Kate…
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Brangelina Challenges Queen Kardashian in Super Bowl of Photo Ops [Gossip Roundup]
Did Brangelina’s presence make the Saints win, or was it Kim Kardashian’s tight end? Beyonce falls during a concert, Dr. Murray makes a creepy visit to Jacko’s tomb, Carrie Prejean gets engaged….
Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Smoosh, feat. Gerard Butler, Courtney Cox, and David Arquette vs. Sheryl Crow [Gossip Roundup]
It’s Jennifer Anniston’s birthday, and she’s taking the gang down to Meheeko to party with her maybe-mans. Sandra Bullock knows she’s not winning an Oscar. JWoww’s boobs, Tiger’s dick, Pete Wentz’s…
The Voodoo of Kim Kardashian’s Ginormous Ass on Reggie Bush’s Last Meal [Gossip Roundup]
Kim Kardashian’s gigantic ass and chewtoy/boyfriend—New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush—descend on Miami. Let Diddy be Diddy. Madonna’s vagina is funny. Kristen Stewart got someone…
‘Kristen Stewart a Key Player in Prostitution Case’ [Gossip Roundup]
In which we discover the sexiest way to report a starlet’s jury duty. Tiger Woods exits sex rehab, Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together, and Howard Stern declines American Idol’s judging gig….
Madonna Owes Her Vigor to Brazilian ‘Youth Water’ (Not a Euphemism for Jesus Luz) [Gossip Roundup]
It may, however, be a euphemism for “cosmetic procedures too dangerous to be legal in the States.” Mackenzie Phillips backtracks on part of her incest claim. Lady Gaga gets a tattoo for her fans….
Thirteen Years, Yardstick of Height Difference Doesn’t Bother Hayden or Boyfriend [Gossip Roundup]
Hayden Panettiere’s heavyweight boxer boyfriend forces us to confront our ageist, sizeist assumptions. Sandra Bullock would trade her Oscar nod for a dog. Jersey Shore contemplates Fashion Week. Holy…
Diddy Gets Sucked Into J.Lo’s Nightmarish Sex Tape Fiasco [Gossip Roundup]
A rumored Diddy-J.Lo sex tape may not exist, but enters court proceedings anyway; Katy Perry used Google to figure out when Russell Brand would propose; We Are the World: Haiti Edition records,…
Grammy Parties: As Awkward as Taylor Swift Winning So Many Times [Gossip Roundup]
It all started when Will.i.am got a microphone; it got worse when Ryan Seacrest told a joke. Tiger Woods’ yacht docks, Charlize Theron gets a divorce, Mary J. Blige throws a tantrum. Monday gossip…
The Great Brangelina DGA Date: A Choose Your Own Adventure-Type Thing [Gossip Roundup]
Brad and Angelina enjoy a DGA date, and it didn’t involve screaming. Julia Roberts’ love advice. Diddy’s default position. Tracy Morgan’s awesome, wack Chinatown hijinks. Hipster Birdwomen, SJP,…