Is “fishers of men” a euphemism for cruising? Adam Lambert kisses a girl. Shakira makes fetal position sexy. Lil’ Wayne has eight root canals. The guy who punched Romney is a famed rapper. Friday…
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‘Major Blunder’ at Fashion Week Forces Anna Wintour to Stand in a Line [Gossip Roundup]
The blood of a thousand PR assistants runs through the streets after a frightful error leaves Wintour in the cold. Elin debates attending Tiger’s press conference. Gabourey Sibide is so over Vanity…
Kim Kardashian Outs Air Marshal While on Plane, via Twitter (What Else) [Gossip Roundup]
Don’t worry, she followed it up with “shhh.” A Real Housewife gets bounced from Fashion Week. Kelly Osbourne and Peaches Geldof’s elaborate dance of avoidance implodes. John Mayer’s so far gone, even…
Joel Madden to Make an Honest Woman of Nicole Richie, as Soon as He Finishes This Tweet [Gossip Roundup]
Wedding bells for the stylishly disheveled; Lady Gaga wears a black leotard to mourn McQueen; James Cameron works on Avatar’s prequel novel; Prince William sports “suspicious” hair; Gummy Bear gets…
Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine’s Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald’s [Gossip Roundup]
Unless it’s a dance craze called “the boozy ostrich”? Madonna celebrates Carnival with Jesus Luz. Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack dismantles his Brittany Murphy charity….
Douche of the Decade Joe Francis’ Douchebaggy Tax Problems Douchebaggily Disappear [Gossip Roundup]
Joe Francis’ tax problems: no more. The Giuliani’s make their migration nest nice. Brad Pitt’s pot policies. The Eternal Sunshine of Tiger Woods’ penis doesn’t last. People cares about Michael…
The Brangelina Tree of Triumph: Shrubbery at its Finest [Gossip Roundup]
Brangelina’s Tree of Triumph. Tila Tequila’s new “head” problems. Carnie Wilson: still fat. Fashion week: still sucks. John Mayer: still accused of being a racist. A nekkied Snooki picture. A point…
Gosselin Ex Describes ‘Three Inch’ Penis in Magazine that Will Haunt Your Nightmares [Gossip Roundup]
Hailey Glassman lands the lowest of blows and a terrifying magazine cover. Should Alec Baldwin blame his hospitalization on his ex-wife or his daughter? Suri Cruise wears lipstick. Quentin Tarantino…
Snowpocalypse Knows Not the Divide Between Celebrity and Mortal, Lady Gaga and Jersey Shore [Gossip Roundup]
Gaga’s dress gets messy in the snow, Jersey Shore’s Vinny forgoes a surreal appearance at Yale. John Mayer apologizes for using the n-word. Amanda Bynes doesn’t see why craving “chocolate” men is…
Wintour’s Fashion Week Warm-Up: Intimidate Models into Altering Bodies, Put Susan Boyle Out of Her Misery [Gossip Roundup]
Nuclear Wintour may be blocking SuBo from Vogue—but her motive would be pure. Rachel Uchitel gets a job, Madonna gets a new beau. Is the “oral surgery” delaying Lil’ Wayne’s incarceration for…