Marathon Sessions at Scientology Center Means Katie Is Either Pregnant Again or Plotting an Escape [Gossip Roundup]

She did this before getting knocked up with Suri—but what if she’s trying to buy Suri’s freedom? Tiger and Elin share a home, Jude Law meets his love child, Courtney Love terrifies again. Monday gossip has mixed feelings. More »



After We’re Gone, Celebrity Wang Lives On In Our Hearts: The Last Gossip Roundup Until Tomorrow [Gossip Roundup]

Sparkly vampire Robert Pattinson’s big orgy debut angers his non-sparkly girlfriend! Lindsay Lohan is out on the town, partying again. A-Rod dumped his new girlfriend. The Bachelor people got married! Oprah has secrets. Presenting my final Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »



A-Rod Takes His Magical Centaur Legs for Granted (Or: "Cunts Are Still Running The World") [Gossip Roundup]

A-Rod “crashed” his ride. Simon Cowell: engaged. Barry Bonds: divorced. Jim Carrey: grandfather. Where Tiger Woods loses $100M, I see opportunity. The world changes and turns. Let this final weekend shit begin. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »



Courtney Love Finds a New Child to Terrorize Now that Her Daughter Has a Restraining Order [Gossip Roundup]

Love takes a Geldof girl under her wing, which can only lead to disaster. Drew Barrymore blames her parents for her problems, and so does Michael Douglas‘ smack addict kid. Brangelina’s new Voight-related headache, Michael Kors‘ weird bellybutton. TGIFriday gossip. More »



A Guidette, a Real Housewife, and Dina Lohan Walk Into a Bar… [Gossip Roundup]

If a fight broke out, who would survive? Brad colludes with Angelina’s kinda incestuous brother. Matthew Fox‘s stripper may have faulty memory. Madonna’s boytoy stands in a corner and cries. Another day, another reality star sex tape. Thursday gossip arrives. More »



Just When Everyone Thinks He’s Gay, Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Dating Kristen Stewart [Gossip Roundup]

Wonder how she feels about that “allergic to vagina” thing. Brangelina kiss in public, LiLo wants to move to England, Dakota Fanning turns sweet 16, Mickey Rourke admires Megan Fox’s luscious acting…



Lindsay Lohan Broaches the Subject of Her Daddy Issues [Gossip Roundup]

Papa Lohan’s acting out coincided with LiLo’s “rock bottom.” The search for Andrew Koenig continues. Russell Brand leaves Katy Perry “bedridden” for days. Lady Gaga wants to make babies with her…



Angelina Jolie Reunites with Her Father, Who Marvels at Her New Face [Gossip Roundup]

Jon Voight reunites with his long-estranged daughter for a family photo op. Hilary Duff flashes an engagement ring, Travis Barker slashes tires, Charlize joins Kabbalah, Jay-Z busts out his ‘uh-oh’…



Fellow Tiger Woods Gossip Writer: Other Gossip Writer Is Full of Shit About Tiger Woods [Gossip Roundup]

A writer wrote about Tiger Woods’ penis! Some chick from The Bachelor totally cheated on The Bachelor! J-Lo in a catsuit! David Paterson’s awesome rapper friends! Adrian Grenier isn’t ugly! OR IS…



In Which Two Men Fight Over Paris Hilton: An Existential Consideration of The Distance Between Foothills [Gossip Roundup]

Paris Hilton’s mans and ex-mans got into a fight and hopefully punched each other in the face. Adam Lambert and Ke$ha sucked face. Susan Sarandon got puked on by a tranny. Hillary Duff: engaged….