Brangelina Challenges Queen Kardashian in Super Bowl of Photo Ops [Gossip Roundup]

Did Brangelina’s presence make the Saints win, or was it Kim Kardashian’s tight end? Beyonce falls during a concert, Dr. Murray makes a creepy visit to Jacko’s tomb, Carrie Prejean gets engaged….



Madonna Owes Her Vigor to Brazilian ‘Youth Water’ (Not a Euphemism for Jesus Luz) [Gossip Roundup]

It may, however, be a euphemism for “cosmetic procedures too dangerous to be legal in the States.” Mackenzie Phillips backtracks on part of her incest claim. Lady Gaga gets a tattoo for her fans….



John Mayer: Chronic Masturbator [Gossip Roundup]

John Mayer: “The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” Heidi Montag: “If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have triple D’s.” Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy shoot: “What sexy looks like at…