Marathon Sessions at Scientology Center Means Katie Is Either Pregnant Again or Plotting an Escape [Gossip Roundup]

She did this before getting knocked up with Suri—but what if she’s trying to buy Suri’s freedom? Tiger and Elin share a home, Jude Law meets his love child, Courtney Love terrifies again. Monday gossip has mixed feelings. More »



A-Rod Takes His Magical Centaur Legs for Granted (Or: "Cunts Are Still Running The World") [Gossip Roundup]

A-Rod “crashed” his ride. Simon Cowell: engaged. Barry Bonds: divorced. Jim Carrey: grandfather. Where Tiger Woods loses $100M, I see opportunity. The world changes and turns. Let this final weekend shit begin. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »



Madonna Owes Her Vigor to Brazilian ‘Youth Water’ (Not a Euphemism for Jesus Luz) [Gossip Roundup]

It may, however, be a euphemism for “cosmetic procedures too dangerous to be legal in the States.” Mackenzie Phillips backtracks on part of her incest claim. Lady Gaga gets a tattoo for her fans….



Nobody Wants to Play with Kanye, Not Even for Haiti’s Sake [Gossip Roundup]

George Clooney won’t let Kanye be in his telethon, Kanye ruins everything. Tara Reid gets engaged to a mysterious “billionaire.” Michael Lohan abandons a puppy. Diddy’s kid turns Super Sweet 16 on…